For those of you who think that it was Jerry Springer who
finally succeeded in dragging daytime television into the toilet, I
respectfully submit that Maury Povich is making sure that it stays
there. I have been catching a bit of Maury in the afternoons when
I am changing clothes after work. To be honest, I am not so sure that
Maury ever came anywhere close to being a "respected" journalist or
television host. Like Bill O' Reilly,
Maury spent some time amongst the ranks of "tabloid television" when he
hosted "A Current Affair." When he finally got his own show, I don't
think he necessarily went all to hell right off the bat, but rest
assured that Maury is definitely a bottom-feeder these days.
From time to time, Maury features
shows on cheating spouses, shocking makeovers and a few of the other
standard talk-show topics. But these days, it seems the focus of
his show has shifted to paternity testing. For those of you who
are unfamiliar with this spectacle, the Maury show regularly (I think 2
or 3 times per week) invites women onto the show who are unsure as to
the identity of the father of their child (or children). The
alleged fathers also appear on the show. After the stage is set, a
confrontation ensues between the two parties but this is quickly
quashed by Maury who announces that he has the results of paternity
tests in hand. Once Maury announces the results of the test, one
of the two outcomes listed below follows:
(1) Maury announces that the
alleged father is indeed the biological father of the child/children in
question, at which time the father takes back everything he said about
how ugly the woman's kids are and he pledges to be a "man" and pay
child support, et cetera.
(2) Maury announces that the
alleged father is not the father of the child/children in question, at
which time the vindicated man jumps up whooping and cursing at the now
disgraced woman, calling her every name in the book as she runs off the
stage crying and screaming...while being chased by Maury and his camera crew.
It's all good and well for Maury
to say that he's giving tons of free paternity tests to people who
might otherwise be unable to afford them. Then again, paternity
testing might just as well be covered under a national healthcare plan,
which is something I'd prefer over Maury Povich any day of the week.
The obvious answer to the
question "How does Maury Povich sleep at night?" is that he sleeps with
his wife, the once-respected television reporter Connie Chung. Perhaps the better question would be: "How does Connie Chung sleep at night?"
Further Reading
Maury Show (official site)
The Origin of the Family, Private Property and the State by Frederick Engels
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