
It was a sign of the times, for sure. Last Thursday night, Alice Cooper came to Dayton, Ohio. Back in his heyday, Alice surely would have played to a packed house at the area’s main venue of the day, Dayton’s Hara Arena. But the 2006 version of the Alice Cooper Show was performed at Fraze Pavillion in Kettering. Fraze is an open-air amphitheater in an almost posh suburban area. In fact, it’s right across the street from a duck pond and just a wee bit away from the local park and playground. The lead singer from the opening band even said that he had been advised to refrain from using profanity during their set because there was a retirement community nearby. I started to feel old when I thought about it — Imagine! Going to see the legendary Alice Cooper in the coziness of suburbia instead of in a smoke-filled club or a giant arena! The last time I felt old like this was when we saw Judas Priest in 2002 at Newport Music Hall in Columbus. Someone threatened to beat me up while we were on the floor and I was not so much worried about getting beaten as I was concerned about what my boss would say when I showed up at work the next day with all kinds of bruises and broken bones. Ah, the responsibilities that come with adulthood. But I digress...
Thomai was kind enough to get tickets to the show as part of my gift for our tenth wedding anniversary. She was also sporting enough to come along to the show! How cool is that? Alice and his band (wearing creepy white kabuki-like masks) took the stage just as it was getting dark. They blasted into "Wicked Young Man" before turning to some vintage Cooper fare. The next half-hour or so was a mix of old and newer material and it was all terrific stuff. I have to admit that I didn’t really expect Alice’s band to be that good, figuring a seasoned rocker like Alice might settle for some lackluster hired guns who would be more unlikely to steal the show. Man, was I ever wrong! The current incarnation of Alice Cooper’s touring band is a solid group of talented metal musicians and they really added a tremendous drive and edge to classic Cooper songs.
After plowing through songs like "Lost in America" (one of my favorites!), "Go to Hell" (another one of my favorites!), "I’m Eighteen" and "Billion Dollar Babies," the real Alice Cooper Show started. The theatrical part of the show was staged with all the antics and creepiness that one might expect from an Alice Cooper Show. Well, come to think of it, maybe everyone didn’t expect it...Quite a few parents brought their wee children (I’m talking four or five years old) to the show and I am sure they were not expecting to see Alice get beheaded by guillotine near the end of the show. They also might not have expected that a female dancer would then whirl and twirl around the stage with Alice’s severed head while the band played "I Love the Dead." Great, great stuff. Here’s to well-rounded preschoolers...
In all seriousness, this show was phenomenal! Seeing Alice perform "The Ballad of Dwight Fry" while wriggling out of a straight jacket was one of the best rock performances I have ever witnessed. The show was really captivating and really fun and for a little while I forgot just how damn old Alice is these days (he’s 58 now!). I also forgot that I am getting old for a little while as well...But by the end of the show, I was wondering if the kids were still awake (they were) and whether or not the ringing in my ears would subside by the time I got to work in the morning (it did).
Everything you have heard about an Alice Cooper Show is true. It’s ghoulish, frightening, and obnoxious...and it’s incredibly fun and entertaining. I’m glad I got to see it while Alice and I are still feeling young.
Two horns up! Waaay up! ![]()


While
I am slightly acquainted with some very basic material regarding the
modern history and political environment in India, I have quite a bit
to learn regarding Indian culture and I am certainly interested in
knowing more. A couple of weeks ago, we visited a new Indian
marketplace in the Dayton area and I checked out their selection of
DVDs. I had never seen any Bollywood movies before, and I was
very intrigued by their selection of films. I quickly settled on 





