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On
Friday, the new right-wing government of Poland publicized Cold War-era
plans for Soviet nuclear strikes on NATO countries. The plans
are dated around 1979 and they supposedly detail the planned Soviet
response to an attack by NATO forces.
A
series of red mushroom clouds over western Europe show that Soviet
nuclear weapons strikes would have been launched at Germany, the
Netherlands, Denmark and Belgium if Nato had struck first. Red clouds
are drawn over the then German capital, Bonn, and other key German
cities such as the financial centre of Frankfurt, Cologne, Stuttgart,
Munich and the strategically important northern port of Hamburg.
Brussels, the political headquarters of Nato, is also targeted. Blue
mushroom clouds, representing the expected Nato nuclear strikes, are
drawn over cities in the eastern bloc, including Warsaw and the then
Czechoslovakian capital, Prague. France would have escaped attack,
possibly because it is not a member of Nato's integrated structure.
Britain, which has always been at the heart of Nato, would also have
been spared, suggesting Moscow wanted to stop at the Rhine to avoid
overstretching its forces. The exercise, entitled Seven Days to the
River Rhine, indicated Warsaw Pact forces aimed to reach the
Franco-German border within a week of a Nato attack.
[...]
Mr
Sikorski, who made a name for himself working for the rightwing
American Enterprise Institute thinktank in Washington, made clear he
was prepared for a backlash from Russia, whose president, Vladimir
Putin, has lamented the demise of the Soviet Union.
Announcing
the release of 1,700 Warsaw Pact papers from Poland's military archive,
he said: "This is crucial to educating the country on the way Poland
was an unwilling ally of the USSR in the cold war. The map shows a
classic Warsaw Pact exercise - it was a 'counter' attack to defend
itself by going all the way to the Atlantic."
Mr
Sikorski, who was appointed after the Law and Justice party won a
surprise victory in the recent elections after pledging to cleanse the
country of its communist past, believes the map shows how Moscow was
prepared to sacrifice Poland to save the Soviet Union. (full article)
The release of the documents by Sikorski and the Polish government are
somewhat of a bombshell in their own right, as they will likely create
some strain in relations between Poland and Russia.
What is now coming to light, by and through the release of these Warsaw
Pact documents, is the likelihood that Europe would have been the primary stage
for a nuclear showdown between the superpowers at the height of the
Cold War.
But is all of this that much of a surprise?
To me, this story is oddly reminiscent of another Cold War tale from
around the same time as the date on Sikorski’s Warsaw pact
documents. In early 1980, Mrs. Imelda Verrept,
a former secretary in the International Secretariat of NATO
Headquarters in Brussels, defected to the DDR with secret NATO
documents that outlined the NATO position vis-a-vis the risk of a
nuclear counter-strike. She was interviewed by ADN on DDR
television in April 1980 and at that time, she shared her knowledge of
how Europe would fare as a result of a NATO-initiated nuclear
conflagration:
ADN:
Another indication that crucial importance is attached to nuclear
weapons in NATO's military strategy and in its war preparations:
The suggested deployment of new missles alone...is evidence of their
planned function in the Pact's military strategy which is aimed at a
military attack on the socialist countries.
MRS
VERREPT: (N)uclear capability would "put NATO in a better position to
guarantee flexible response and forward defence, to engage in measured
escalation and, if necessary, resort to a full-scale nuclear war".
For "forward defence", a piece of doubletalk belonging to NATO's disinformation system, one should in fact read "aggression". There is no chance of NATO being content with the 572 new nuclear missiles. The missile decision already contains new proposals for expanding its nuclear capability in Europe.
[...]
The Pact members are expected to share not only the costs but also the risks involved in the use of the new nuclear capability and the losses and destruction in the event of a nuclear war....
I am no military expert, but the perusal of...many other NATO documents caused my suspicion that the USA was wanting to incite Western
Europe into a nuclear war against the socialist countries, without
risking the destruction of American cities, to harden into a certainty.
The missile decision makes possible a strategy advantageous to the USA.
ADN: One could call that unhitching the USA from the danger of a nuclear counter-strike which would be directed exclusively against Western Europe.
MRS VERREPT: Various prominent individuals have addressed themselves
to this question, for instance Mr Schmückle in a newspaper interview,
Mr de Vries, Chairman of the Defence Committee in the Dutch Parliament,
and also Mr Kissinger recently in Brussels. He said there was little
likelihood of an American President being prepared to react immediately
with strategic nuclear weapons to a threat directed exclusively at
Western Europe and hence risk the destruction of American cities. One
has to read a bit between the lines here.
ADN: Is this danger recognized by people in Belgium?
MRS VERREPT: I hope that my remarks on the subject will help them
to recognize it. In NATO there is a lot of harping on the themes of
Atlantic solidarity and obligations to the alliance. No one needs any
reminding, however, that the USA has always gone it alone when it
suited its interests to do so.
(from “NATO gambles with nuclear war,” pages 10 and 11, published by Panorama DDR, c. 1980)
I attended elementary and middle school school during the Reagan era
and I remember that the topic of nuclear war came up quite often in
our social studies classes. One of the mantras that teachers used to
cap their lessons on nuclear
war was the thought-provoking phrase, “In a nuclear war, nobody
wins.” Back then, I guess I didn’t realize that when they said
"nobody wins," the words rang especially true for the people of Europe,
who lived amidst the omnipresent threat of nuclear armageddon.
(Efharisto to Antonis for sharing the Guardian Unlimited article)
We
stayed up until about 2 AM last night watching “Shaun of the
Dead.” Yet another one of those “cool” movies that I had heard so
much about, but I had never really gotten it together to watch the
whole thing, start to finish. So we finally caught it on HBO. We would typically have more sense
than to watch a zombie movie so late at night, but once the movie
started, we were hooked! It’s a great movie, for sure. My
favorite scene (and I am sure it’s a favorite of many other people) is
the one in which Shaun and Ed are going through Shaun’s record
collection trying to decide which records to throw at some approaching
zombies. Funny, funny stuff!
The
soundtrack is pretty good as well. I looked for it at
a few shops around town today. My final stop was a local video
store that specializes in cult films. The guy at the shop looked
it up and told me the CD is available as an import only. Amazon.com
has some used copies starting at $17 or so...A bit more expensive than
something one might buy off the rack, but well worth the few extra
bucks, I bet. Further Reading Shaun of the Deadofficial site Memorable Quotes from Shaun of the Deadimdb.com
For the past few weeks, I have been slowly buying up a small cache of old Charlton Comics
from my local comic shop. I found them in a seemingly neglected
box of unsorted stuff in a back corner of the shop. Some of the
old Charlton Comics from the late 1960's were pretty cool. I
particularly like the Charlton superhero comics like Blue Beetle and Captain Atom, which were drawn by legendary Marvel artist Steve Ditko.
The few Charlton books I have read from this period are a bit edgier
and unpolished compared to what some of the industry leaders were turning out
at the time.
One of the comics I recently acquired was Strange Suspense Stories #75,
which features a thorough re-telling of the origin of Captain
Atom. Included in this issue is a full-page ad for something
called "Yubiwaza."
Yubiwaza is allegedly a self-defense technique that "turns just one
finger or your hands into a potent weapon of defense — without any
bodily contact..." Amazing, isn’t it? Some might even use
the word "unbelievable." The product is hawked by a guy named N.J.
Fleming, who was apparently some sort of "Yubiwaza Master."
Fleming also picks up the endorsement of Yoshie Imanami, who is
described in the ad as the "pretty Japanese wife of N.J. Fleming —
Yubiwaza master." As if that isn’t enough to sell you on this
fine product, two free gifts are offered. One of them is the
secret of "How to Do Strong Man Stunts with Ease" and the second gift
is the secret of "How to Easily Overcome and Master Inferiority
Complex, Bashfulness and Shyness." So apparently, once you snag
all three products, you can finally win new friends, scare and
intimidate them and then beat the hell out of them without leaving a
mark! Where do I sign up?
I have uploaded a relatively decent scan of the full ad,
which includes
a dramatic comic strip entitled "What Yubiwaza Can Do for You in Just a
Few Seconds." This is the best quality scan I could get while
still remaining browser-friendly. The original ad itself is kind
of fuzzy, which tended to happen with a lot of low-budget comics from
this era.
This
is an actual photo of our Hallowe'en jack-o-lantern as it looks
today. The squirrels in our neighborhood love us, but I’m not so
sure about our neighbors. It’s still out on the porch. I
can’t bring myself to throw it away. It’s like the thing has a
life of its own now.
When
I was in fourth grade, a classmate introduced me to a rather bizarre
book that he had found in our school's library. The book was "The Animated Thumbtack Railroad Dollhouse & All-Around Surprise Book (Evening Edition)"
by Louis Phillips and Lynn Braswell" and I had never seen anything
quite like it. The book was basically a hodgepodge of silliness,
irreverent jokes and strange black & white graphics. I absolutely
loved it. Over the course of my next few years at that school, I
checked it out a number of times. When I left the school, I suppose I
forgot about it for a long time although from time to time, I got the
urge to look around for it at libraries and bookstores, but I couldn’t
find another copy.
Several years ago, back when finding used books on the web was a bit more
difficult than it is today, I got the urge to seek out a copy of this
book to see if it was still as cool as I remembered it to be. An
initial search through Amazon.com netted a used copy for somewhere
around $110. I pretty much figured that I would never find an
affordable copy at that point, so I stopped looking for a while.
Imagine my surprise when I looked on Abebooks.com a few weeks ago and
found an ex-library copy for $10!
My copy of the book arrived in the mail a few weeks ago and it is
indeed just as I remembered. The book is quirky, eccentric, and
really, really funny. It starts with a dedication by author Louis
Phillips to " the one person who has stuck with me through thick and
thin and whose faith in my work is not diminished: ME." On the
Library of Congress info page at the beginning of the book, the reader
is advised that he/she is holding a "Deluxe Autographed Edition" of the
book which is signed by none other than William Shakespeare.
The narrator, or "host" of the book, is a character named Peter Gerard,
Esq. Mr. Gerard looks suspiciously like one of the knights from "Monty
Python and the Holy Grail." The illustrations in the book are a lot
like the illustrations in the "For Beginners" series (see "Einstein for
Beginners," "Marx for Beginners," "Darwin for Beginners," etc.),
as they include a fair amount of humorously captioned reproductions of
paintings, advertisements, et cetera. "Animated Thumbtack"
features number puzzles, historical trivia and information about
animals, including a series of pages devoted to ostriches. About
midway through the book, there is a feature called "The Real Life
Retreat Game" which is basically a two-page spread that resembles a
board game in which each space requires the player to go back 2 spaces.
One of my favorite features of the book is "The Peter Stuyvesant Two Heads Are Better Than One Page" which basically
just consists of the page title and several identical portraits of
Peter Stuyvesant. It’s funny because it makes absolutely no sense.
The book’s index includes an acknowledgment of the “Society of
Indexers” for “providing the proper index format and assisting in the
preparation of (the) index.” As for the index itself, here’s a
sample:
Okay,
I know I may catch some heat from some of my more "nationalist" friends
and family over this, but I can’t resist sharing a few comments on this
story:
A
domestic squabble in Parliament last night over the government’s
foreign policy was seized upon by the prime minister as a perfect
opportunity to send out strong messages to neighboring states with
which Greece has differences.
"I
want to be absolutely clear," said Costas Karamanlis as he tackled the
issue of the name disagreement with the Former Yugoslav Republic of
Macedonia (FYROM) during yesterday’s foreign policy debate. "An
accession process to join the EU can only exist under two
circumstances; either after a mutually acceptable solution or under the
FYROM name." (full article)
In a related story, the city of Athens, Ohio has demanded that the city of Macedonia, Ohio
change its name to "Macedonia of Northeast Ohio, Near Akron" (or
"MONONA") for short. Additionally, Greek Prime Minister Costas Karamanlis has filed a
formal complaint against both Ohio cities in an EU court, claiming the
rights to both city names on behalf of Greece. Karamanlis cited the recent feta cheese decision as precedent to his claim.
Serbia, Croatia, and Bosnia and Herzegovina (better known as "FYROS," "FYROC," and
"FYROBH," respectively) have declined comment on the matter. And finally,
Kazakhstan has now offered to change its name to "FUSSRROK" (Former USSR
Republic of Kazakhstan) in a bid for EU membership.