This morning while I was getting ready for work, I caught a bit on Schwarzenegger’s recent motorcycle wreck.  After reporting that Schwarzenegger will not be ticketed for operating (and crashing) his motorcycle without a license, CNN anchor Carol Costello quipped something to the effect that if it had been her driving without a license, the penalty would have been most assuredly harsh.  Hmmm…Not necessarily, Carol.  Membership in the CNN family has its privileges.  Remember that time that CNN’s veteran curmudgeon Jack Cafferty struck a cyclist with his Cadillac and then fled the scene?  He reportedly knocked the cyclist to the ground and kept going as at a small group of onlookers chased him down while yelling for him to stop.  In the end, he only got community service and a $250 fine out of that one.  Not too shabby, eh?  
 
While on the topic of CNN, I’d like to share one of my all-time favorite clips from CNN.  As Hurricane Katrina was bearing down on the Gulf Coast, Carol Costello and CNN Weatherman Chad Myers had a short tiff while on the air.  The clip has been floating around the ‘net for months.  I'm telling you the truth...I giggle like a schoolgirl everytime I watch it.  Whoever recorded this spat for posterity is a freaking genius.  Click here to watch the fight.

Further Reading
Jack, you ignorant slut…  greeklish.org
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